spankmehardbarry:

yesterday i went to the library to read because im a nerdy girl and i love to read, unlike most girls. (: anyway i was reading twilight and tHEN I SAW ANOTHER GUY READING TWILIGHT AND HE CAME OVER AND STARTED FINGERING ME AND THEN HIS MOM SHOWED UP AND LIT HIM ON FIRE OMG THEN I ASKED HER IF SHE HAD TUMBLR AND SHES LIKE “SUPERWHOLOCK” AND GAVE ME HER URL AND IM SCREAMING

misguided-innocence:

body comparative

Herr God, Herr Lucifer
Beware
Beware.


Out of the ash
I rise with my red hair
And I eat men like air.

Sylvia Plath, excerpt of “Lady Lazarus”  (via georginakincaid)
me: *walks into a restaurant wearing all black and smudged eyeliner*
me: *says "please" 800 times and smiles at small children*

LOHANTHONY REBLOGGED ME I WOULD LIKE TO THANK NOT ONLY GOD BUT JESUS

Harry Styles - The Most Riveting Story
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niallar:

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I’d been on a bike ride, and I was returning a bike I’d rented, to the shop. And then I got a call saying that we were #1. And um, I think I didn’t really hear it properly cause I had a man shouting at me, cause I was holding the bike wrong.. and the chain had fallen off. And it was a bit hectic. And then I put the phone down, gave the bike back, and then I was like…”sick.” 

dadnotdaddy:

*over a grocery store PA*
will the owner of the jet black maserati please fuck me

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